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Concentrated Uh’merica
By: Barry Belmont

If you thought watching 24, reading the Constitution, or youtubing Ron Paul constantly made you patriotic, then wait til you try a can of concentrated America known as: Ol’ Glory. Made of eagle beaks, apple pies, baseball, and freedom, this energy drink is the pinnacle of American ingenuity and triumph. Even in these “downed” times, [...]

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Caution: Zombies Ahead
By: Barry Belmont

When, in the course of human affairs, it becomes necessary to take action and warn those we love most of an impending threat whose nature we cannot fully comprehend but whose terror shakes us to the very core; when there are no long rules or rulers only survival and survivors; when the fabric of human [...]

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