If you thought watching 24, reading the Constitution, or youtubing Ron Paul constantly made you patriotic, then wait til you try a can of concentrated America known as: Ol’ Glory. Made of eagle beaks, apple pies, baseball, and freedom, this energy drink is the pinnacle of American ingenuity and triumph. Even in these “downed” times, [...]
19Jun09
Concentrated Uh’merica
By: Barry Belmont
