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Dear Gracie Pt. 3, Or; How to Remain Completely Oblivious Even After All This Time
By: Barry Belmont

Dear Gracie. Against my better judgment, I still read what you write sometimes. Sometimes you write on my blog comment section, sometimes you write on the VisLupes comment section, sometimes you write on the Sagebrush. You know all this. You have a lot to comment on. A lot to say, really — important stuff, you [...]

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Racism and Comedy, Or; How to Make a Point
By: Barry Belmont

How is the “debate” about the supposedly “racist” skit done by a comedy troupe here in Reno even still an issue? No person involved is a racist. It seems that no person involved has been offended. No one cares. This. Shouldn’t. Be. An. Issue. But it seems to be and to prove a point I’m going [...]

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Maybe This’ll Help You Understand Credit Schemes.
By: Barry Belmont

Most fiscally responsible people know that relying on “credit” is a dubious sort of thing to do. It leads to overspending, underutilizing, and it tends to promote living beyond one’s means. To summarize the financial crisis in a word: Credit. People borrowed on credit, loaned on credit, lived on credit. Maybe this’ll help you understand [...]

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Let The Signs Decide: Charlie Jose 1
By: Barry Belmont

Our recent post on the vandalization of an ASUN sign has inspired us to make a series of it. Sure, why not? We shouldn’t just single out one individual after all: there’s plenty of fodder to go around. As you read begin to read these, keep this in mind: We are not offering constructive criticism. [...]

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Abolish ASUN Event Logistics (Campus Procedures Only)
By: John Russell

It is events such as this which require clubs to have a dedicated bureaucracy infiltrator position in order to appease our bureaucrats.  Below is a quick procedure flowchart I whipped together which will be performed by various members in our club in order to put on our Abolish ASUN Event within policy. With forms like [...]

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SFL Secures Nearly Four Grand to Abolish ASUN… Courtesy of ASUN
By: John Russell

Tune in to nearly 7 minutes of awkward silence as the commission ultimately decides to sponsor our Abolish ASUN festival. Some items of interest include: ponies, horses, bounce houses, a mechanical bull, JCSU staff, pizza oh my! Oh, and who can forget the 13 foot banner which will read: ABOLISH ASUN FESTIVAL (Sponsored by ASUN)? [...]

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On the Tenth Day Before Christmas…
By: Barry Belmont

…ten brosefs chest bumped me… You know you’re doing something right when the VisLupiKids and the CoffinAndKeyR-Tards are saying you’re doing something wrong. Recently, both groups highlighted the fact that funding from the ASUN is ridiculous.The CaKDudes agreed with Patrick Delaplain, Director of Clubs Stuff,when he referred to “our current club funding policies a ‘club [...]

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A[g]UN – Updated
By: John Russell

I thought I would add my two cents into Barry’s recent rages… err posts of the ASUN by simply demonstrating the type of demographic our STUDENT REPRESENTATIVES (directly elected from the student body, not appointed) hold within A[g]UN.  Below is an unverified and thrown together list of our current senators and others who are members of Greek [...]

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A[g]UN
By: John Russell

Please see updated A[g]UN stats here.

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Son of Sam, Sam the Dog, and Placing the Blame
By: Barry Belmont

How might one go about combining serial killing, a hysterically bad YouTube clip from a Spike Lee movie, and question where the criminal responsibility would lie if in the act of serial killing one were coerced by a Satanic dog all into one post? Something like this I would imagine.

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