Former Governor-turned-political-commentator Mike Huckabee is a man of whom I am not a fan. And it is not just him personally, but everyone he represents: the new conservative Christian Right. The kind of people who want to see In God We Trust on every public building. The kind of people who want to have the ten commandments in every courthouse. The kind of people who want to teach intelligent design in public schools. These people are wrong and wrong in a very significant way.
But I bring Mike Huckabee up because in a recent interview he said that he would “love the world to be lead by people [politicians] who have a biblical worldview.” Now given many of the fundamental tenets lurking away in the Bible, that’s just an extraordinarily outlandish statement in and of itself. Square that with the fact that this nation (and many like it) strive for religious toleration and you can see that Huckabee’s craving for a pseudo-theocracy is rather disturbing.
Anyway, I did some digging and it turns out that in this country you actually cannot hold office in many states if you do not believe in God. That’s right a country whose Constitution says “no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States” has at least seven — that’s right, count ‘em, seven — states within it who expressly do not allow atheists/agnostics/nones to hold public office. They are as follows.
Maryland’s Declaration of Rights
Article 37 – “That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.”
Mississippi’s State Constitution
Article 14, Section 265 – “No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.”
North Carolina’s State Constitution
Article 6, Section 8 – “Disqualifications of office. The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God.”
South Carolina’s State Constitution
Article 6, Section 2 – “No person who denies the existence of the Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.”
Tennessee’s State Constitution
Article 9, Section 2 – “No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.“
Article 1, Section 4 – “No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.”
And to top it all off, in Mike Huckabee’s home state of Arkansas:
“No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court.”
The only thing preventing Huckabee’s Sharia…Theocratic…Christian…Biblical law from being fully implemented is the apparent reluctance to enforce the laws already on the books. These are terrible laws and if implemented would make for terrible politicians. To prevent someone from holding a job based on religious beliefs is just as bad as not allowing Democrats or Republicans or libertarians from attaining public office. It punishes and excludes people on what is essentially a ‘thought crime’.
No harm comes to A if B does not believe in a god. There is only the mutual harm of not mutually benefitting from one another’s interactions. A and B can both bring much to the political table, they just have to check their religious inclinations at the door.
If you didn’t catch that, I’m going to repeat it, because it is that awful: Since no one is sure who owns the copyright of a particular piece of work, no one is allowed to touch it. What!? Why? That’s like saying you can’t pick up a penny (or a dollar bill) from the street because you can’t properly trace its origins. That. does. not. make. any. sense.










