Recently a sign for a leading ASUN presidential candidate was vandalized. And while I can’t bring myself to really care about it, I can’t seem to resist a smile cracking across my face. Don’t get me wrong, I think whoever did it should be punished, not because it is an “affront to our values of our democracy” as one commenter had it, but rather because presumably, Casey Stiteler, paid for and owned that sign.
So why is this funny? Because it’s so absurd. I mean, who cares? Who in this entire situation cares? Running for president of ASUN = lame. Painting/being the subject of a self-glorifying 8′ x 12′ sign in front of the most highly trafficked area on campus = vain. Taking the time out of your life to draw a giant penis on such a lame, vain thing = ridiculous.




Bullet point: funny, if pointless. You know, kind of like the ASUN itself without the million dollars stolen from students.