Our recent post on the vandalization of an ASUN sign has inspired us to make a series of it. Sure, why not? We shouldn’t just single out one individual after all: there’s plenty of fodder to go around.
As you read begin to read these, keep this in mind: We are not offering constructive criticism. We’re not attempting to get people to change their stance on issues and nor do we care about their policies. These posts are just light-hearted attempts at mockery. ASUN elections are absurd. We take no position but that one. Please note that if you see your sign up here, we are not insinuating that you are a bad person, aren’t qualified, or anything that could be construed as negative. You’re all probably great and wonderful people. We just think it’s funny. We hope you do too.
Charlie Jose (President):
“Our” in this sense that I am forced to seed power to ASUN hacks and the people who vote for them. Exactly how can it be my university if I don’t support what you do for it? Hell, I don’t 
even support the idea of voting. And this face thing is going to be one creepy motif…yeah, I know you were the first, but still…creeps me out to see all these giant faces watching me go to class…like something out of the Twilight Zone. But mostly, how can I support someone with such a terrible choice in color.
