The Dorm Windows Have Spoken!
By: John Russell

With less than 48 hours until the general election, the dorm room windows have spoken. All precincts are reporting in at record numbers, and it seems as though the results have changed since our straw poll earlier this year. The votes have been painstakingly tallied and recorded, and the next president of the United States has been chosen. So, without further adieu, let’s begin!

Note: Some windows attempted to vote for the same candidate multiple times. The vote will be maxed out based upon how many residents live in the particular room. For example, if there are 2 people living in one room, and there are 4 Obama signs, only 2 will be counted.

Legend:
Blue – Obama
Red – McCain
Green – Nader
Yellow – Nobody
Black – Write-In

Argenta Hall








Argenta Precinct Results:
Obama: 27
McCain: 3
Nader: 0
Nobody: 0
Write-In: 0

Nye





Nye Precinct Results:
Obama: 25
McCain: 5
Nader: 2
Nobody: 0
Write-In: Terrorist Obama, Borat, Allen #9, Bud Light

Sierra


Sierra Precinct Results:
Obama: 4
McCain: 2
Nader: 0
Nobody: 1
Write-In: Farmer-looking Family

Canada










Canada Precinct Results:
Obama: 18
McCain: 1
Nader: 0
Nobody: 1
Write-In: Kramer, Pokemon-looking thing, Pie Chart of Procrastination, Canada

White Pine





White Pine Precinct Results:
Obama: 6
McCain: 2
Nader: 0
Nobody: 1
Write-In: 0

Juniper/Manzinita
Juniper/Manzinita Precinct Results:
Obama: 2
McCain: 1
Nader: 1
Nobody: 0
Write-In: 0

Lincoln



Lincoln Precinct Results:
Obama: 2
McCain: 2
Nader: 0
Nobody: 0
Write-In: 0

Total Results:
Obama: 84
McCain: 16
Nader: 3
Nobody: 3
Write-In: 9

There we have it! This concludes the official Students for Liberty’s election coverage of UNR, and effective immediately, Obama has become our predicted Presidential candidate of 2008 by a landslide. Also, one cannot disregard the alternative votes, especially how Nader and Nobody tied for 3rd. With this tie, does this make Nobody comparable to Nader? or is Nader… Nobody? (I suspect the latter).

See you at election night!

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  • http://nevadasonsofliberty.com/ Robert T

    You missed my Ron Paul sign! True, it's not in a dorm window (actually it was — and still is — in a third-floor window of HREL), but I think we can still count it… can't we? :-)

  • http://nevadasonsofliberty.com/ Robert T

    You missed my Ron Paul sign! True, it's not in a dorm window (actually it was — and still is — in a third-floor window of HREL), but I think we can still count it… can't we? :-)

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